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Hail and well met! Welcome to The Hub, a tavern protected by powerful enchantments that protect you from the chaos outside of these walls. Oh, forgive me, I haven't properly introduced you to your new home, but it's not an easy thing to take in. You may want to sit down for this.

For starters: you should know that the multiverse is real, and extraordinarily few ever gain the ability to walk between planes. You're here because you are a Planeswalker, Harry—or whoever you are—and the moment that your spark ignited, it brought you here to the plane of Astrixia. Why you? Well, as an avid, voracious consumer of advice, your knowledge reached such heights that you've ascended beyond your species, and as such your mind has unlocked an aptitude for wielding the power of magic. Here, you are among fellow Planeswalkers whose means of ascension mirrors your own.

Astrixia is a plane where magic has been refined and ruled for millennia by the wise and mysterious Elder Strix, a sentient owl-like race whose morality is often mystifying at best, as they hold onto many deep secrets about this plane and are not fully trusting of humankind. That refinement began with the written word, an art so potent when mastered that magic itself leaps off the page, barely controllable. Without exception, all of the finest Planeswalkers appreciate that foundation.

However, there are rogue wizards who have stolen some of this knowledge and have used it for vindictive, destructive ends, summoning all manner of eldritch monsters from the darkest depths to do their bidding. Some have even begun, however crudely, to tap into the source of magic through spoken word alone, bypassing the Elder Strix's gatekeeping that was once so ironclad, so essential in keeping the peace in Astrixia.

You may venture outside of the doors of this tavern of your own free will, but you have been warned, young wizard, of the dangers outside. You've been warned of those lost souls who were once, long ago, like you are now in this chair, hearing this tale and beginning to grasp the kind of power potentially at their disposal. For now, your planes walking powers can only bring you back to your home plane. But, if you so choose, you may journey here beyond these walls and pursue the life of an apprentice wizard to the Elder Strix, where you may learn to walk to new planes and where you will certainly find your full potential, whatever path you choose to walk.

Young Planeswaker, what will you do? Will you embrace the wonder and danger of this world, or will you return to the relative comfort and safety of your own?

Stay in The Hub and play the Hannah and Matt Know It All Arcade Edition game
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Welcome to the Hannah and Matt Know It All: Arcade Edition home game where Matt lists every listener who has ever been mentioned on the show in descending order of mentions. And that's... it. How did we get here? Why am I like this?

These are currently the five (known) ways to earn points:

  1. Send us questions of yours that we end up discussing
  2. Send us questions you find from around the web that we end up discussing
  3. Send us updates to your questions that we end up discussing
  4. Send us any corrections, tips, notes, or anything else that we end up discussing
  5. Send us proof that you've found the secrets hidden on this page...

"That we end up discussing" is the key operative here. Both because of time restriction reasons and "we don't wanna" reasons, we don't discuss everything that comes our way. And there's that classic gaming "chance factor!" gl;hf!

                                                                                                                                     
RANK SCORE NAME
1st000006M
2nd000004Spencer
2nd000004Solyara, Queen of the Mists (Formerly Laura II)
3rd000003Chaos Sunrise
3rd000003Princess Silentstrike
3rd000003Hetha, Zealous Inquisitor (Formerly Rachel)
4th000002Paige
4th000002Zayime, Herald of Despair (Formerly Jorie)
4th000002Rihanna
4th000002Heldraga the Unseen
4th000002Vivian Starmonger
4th000002Kelsey
5th000001Andre
5th000001Gestalt
5th000001The Unnamed
5th000001Laura I
5th000001Nervous Neighbor
5th000001Competing for Attention
5th000001Optimism Balance
5th000001Not Helen Lovejoy
5th000001Victoria
5th000001Vicki
5th000001Rose
5th000001Esmerelda
5th000001Alison
5th000001Mia Wallace
5th000001Transition Trouble
5th000001Rebecca
5th000001Jen
5th000001J
5th000001Procrastinator
5th000001Redacted for Privacy
5th000001Thomas
5th000001Rhianna
5th000001BerthaBessie
5th000001Heidi
5th000001Patrick
5th000001Kate
5th000001Zelda
5th000001Mary
5th000001Ann
5th000001Magpie
5th000001Raven Goldblood
5th000001Open Imbalance
5th000001Sarah Manning
5th000001V
5th000001Laura III
5th000001Mystery Noblechanter
5th000001Empusaria the Devourer (Formerly Ana)
5th000001Belladonna Ladyhunter
5th000001Weary and Wary
5th000001Kacy
5th000001Eve
5th000001Machete Alice
5th000001Melody Heartfinder
5th000001Mary, Veiled Reckoner
5th000001Grumpy
5th000001Mist Wanderer
5th000001Maressa
5th000001Miri Sondosia
5th000001Supreme Abolisher Sabine
5th000001Libby
5th000001Fearful For Frida
5th000001Zoey
5th000001Meg, Herald of Storms
5th000001Nancy
5th000001Confused in California
5th000001Large Marge
5th000001Confused Sister
5th000001Ruby Bloodstorm
5th000001The Heinous One
5th000001Kate on Twitter
5th000001Kal'eht, Dusty Anarchist
5th000001ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged
5th000001Holly Hellhunter
5th000001I Vant to Be Alone
5th000001alyTemporalAnom
5th000001Lephra, Master Manipulator
5th000001Pampora, Void Cartographer
5th000001The Marsh Devil
5th000001Zelphyr, Saltborn Sovereign
5th000001Lygeia, Cunning Mesmerist
5th000001Naedros, Reckless Aeronaut
5th000001First Last
5th000001Couple In a Bad Position
5th000001Medabita Frostwind
5th000001Orlahv, Wicked Savant
5th000001Cibyl, Forsaken Seer
5th000001Maewyn the Lacerator
5th000001Arovet
5th000001E
5th000001Nononono

Patrons

This placard commemorates the The Hub's generous patrons, whose contributions help keep the lights on and the beer flowing. Click the magical button below and pledge a recurring monthly donation if you'd like to see yourself on this list as well as gaining a number of perks including (but not limited to):

  • A Matt-generated Magic the Gathering card of your badass alter-ego (Common Tier)
  • Exclusive bonus content recorded just for Uncommon and higher patrons (extra questions, dramatic readings, cat videos… WHO KNOWS) (Uncommon Tier)
  • A monthly exclusive Google hangout invite to ask us anything and just hang out (Rare Tier)
  • If you’re ever in NYC, we’ll take you out for a drink! (Mythic Tier)
Aephe, Stout Battlemage
Akinma, Boreal Elementalist
Empusaria the Devourer

Cynthea Motherfury
Heldraga the Unseen
Leemra, Adept Aeromancer
Myrela Swiftfury
Remira, Trouble Seeker
Solyara, Queen of the Mists
Silnia Shearblade
The Only Owl Ever
Zayime, Herald of Despair
[name pending]
[name pending]

We love y'all so dang much! Seriously, thank you to everyone for your support, whether that's with an iTunes review or a donation or by telling a friend about our show or any of the many ways to express your gratitude, we appreciate everything that you do for us. You're a genuine wonder.

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Pet Pictures

All of the listener #podcats and other #podcreatures that have been sent our way live here! I mean, like, their likenesses live here. We didn't capture all of our listener's pets and contain them magically into these portraits. That would be preposterous as far as you know. 

But where could pictures of Shadowcat be hiding?

Spencer's Cat, Winston

Chaos Sunrise's Cats, Arya and Sansa

Maewyn the Lacerator's Dog, Toph

Rage Wanderlust's Cat, Rex

Princess Silentstrike's Many Petfriends

Empusaria the Devourer's "Cat"

Musa the Ironhearted's Spider Plant

Heldraga the Unseen's Cats, Saavik And T'Pau

Solyara, Queen of the Mists' Cats, Lily and Spock

Medabita Frostwind's Cat in a Pumpkin

Akinma, Boreal Elementalist's Cat, Voodoo the Vampire Cat

Arcaehl, Lost Spellweaver's Cat & Dog (Who Thinks She's a Cat)

Zelphyr, Saltborn Sovereign's Cat, Nancy

Otahra, Radiant Reaper's Cat, Spenser

alyTemporalAnom's Dog, Maxwell

Lephra, Master Manipulator's Cat, Mitzvah Shalom (Known to Her Friends as Mitzy)

Lygeia, Cunning Mesmerist's Cats, Warden (Tortoiseshell) and Hawke (Orange Tabby)

Jethra, Ethereal Shapeshifter's Dog, Cocoa

Melody Heartfinder's Dogs, Badger and Ditzy

Apin'eht, Thorny Duelist's Cat, Lucy

Becca's Cat, Ollie

Aephe, Stout Battlemage's Pet Friends